mikefalzone

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Raven didn't make the cut but maybe you can at the next Human Romance show on 5/23 #datingshow

5:29

Fun ways to talk about cancel culture

0:58

Tell every single person you know that the Human Romance is back at The Comedy Store 5/23 #comedy

4:08

How to know if they're "the one"

4:52

Can you learn Empathy?

1:01

If i were to guess I'd say they no longer speak to that guy #comedy #crowdwork #funny #divorce

4:19

How to find a good man in your thirties

4:50

YOU GOTTA RECHARGE TO BE RELIABLE

3:39

FIND YOUR PASSION WITH MINIMAL EFFORT

5:53

One trick to fight overthinking

6:45

You need patience to be an artist

6:48

Who do you remind her of?

5:27

How to like yourself

1:23:25

COMICS HOOK UP THE AUDIENCE | Mike Falzone's HUMAN ROMANCE feat. Kelly Ryan and Bruce Gray

1:00

Put the Roomba away #standupcomedy #comedy #roomba #funny #aigirlfriend #ai #jokes

1:00

Same last name as my dad so it's a no go #donttellcomedy #standupcomedy #jokes #funny #marriedlife

6:41

...and other advice married people give to single people

1:00

I think I got her real good #comedy #standupcomedy #donttellcomedy #jokes #23andme #dnatest #prank

1:00

I'm gay for my bidet #standupcomedy #donttellcomedy #funny #bidet #jokes #standup

0:41

I love my wife's big fat ass #standupcomedy #standup #funny #marriedlife #wifehusbandcomedy

0:20

Send this to someone who just took their shirt off in public 

0:40

Still looking for good news #standupcomedy #funny #flightattendant #goodnews #comedy

0:59

I think we're all bad people? #comedy #standupcomedy #jokes #funny #kendricklamar #drake #notlikeus

9:25

HEATED DEBATE: Is it okay to be SHIRTLESS in PUBLIC?

1:00

This is actually my good news too #standupcomedy #funny #crowdwork #hawaii #volcano

0:48

Trust fund guy "DOES GOLF COURSE" for work #crowdwork #standupcomedy #funny

0:28

This is what I look like doing my job and now I know that #standupcomedy #existentialcrisis #funny

0:49

This teacher teaches teachers how to teach #standupcomedy #crowdwork #funny #teacher

3:23

Is it okay to poop WORK?

0:50

Did you think this joke would hit harder or...? #standupcomedy #funny #threesomes #cake

0:43

Rick is gonna save this country #standupcomedy #funny #trump #america

0:51

It's not looking good for my man Jason #datingshow #standupcomedy #funny #prosecco

0:48

HUMAN ROMANCE TONIGHT AT THE COMEDY STORE! COME GET HOOKED UP! #comedy #datingshow #funny

0:57

HUMAN ROMANCE TOMORROW NIGHT AT THE COMEDY STORE! GET HOOKED UP! #datingshow #standupcomedy

0:36

Next time we stick to the cards... #datingshow #standupcomedy #funny #traumabonding

0:29

Would you go to a forest for a first date? #standupcomedy #datingshow #valentinesday #dateideas

3:43

God threw a bird at my face

0:59

I don't know if it's gonna happen here, bud... #standupcomedy #crowdwork #dating #funny

0:57

How to stop a crackhead from robbing a bank #standupcomedy #crowdwork #funny #bankrobber

1:00

Looking forward to trading stories about getting robbed with you on the 15th in Portland #crowdwork

0:25

This is the most detailed description I can come up with #standupcomedy #threesome #funny

0:48

You can't tell someone with a funny name what it sounds like. they already know. #funny #standup

0:40

Which side of the border is this guy from?? #standupcomedy #mexicanborder #americanborder #funny

7:15

Unhinged Morning Voicemails

0:57

Drop your exact address in the comments below #standupcomey #eastcoast #westcoast #connecticut

0:53

Morkie from Orkie sounds like a spoiled breed #standupcomedy #dogbreed #robinwilliams

0:48

I hope Tony and Jenny find love #standupcomedy #funny #sports

1:00

Clock is ticking for all of us #standupcomedy #crowdwork #dink #parenthood

0:30

Have we learned nothing? #standupcomedy #crowdwork #polyamory #washyourhands

0:42

What if you got mauled by a dog named *Muffin*? #standupcomedy #funny #smartdog #muffin

2:25

Question about BODY POSITIVITY...

1:01

Autism interpreter for Elon #standup #elonmusk #inauguration #salute

3:53

No more worrying

0:58

How many straight friends do you have?

0:59

They could have started an OF #standupcomedy #funny #milf #onlyfans #hookingup

0:59

Tacoma Washington has a beautiful color palette #nature #tacoma #standupcomedy #funny

0:57

I have a very specific observation about being on a plane #Airplane #standupcomedy #funny

4:27

The only video you need to see about the end of TikTok

0:33

I want all my flight attendants to be this sassy from now on #flightattendant #standupcomedy #funny

1:00

I found vampires at @flapperscomedy.#standup #vampires #crowdwork #trueblood

0:52

Man learns about minimizing bras. #standupcomedy #trump #breastreduction #funny

1:00

Does anyone wanna chip in and help me buy this guy an AI girlfriend? #ai #aigirlfriend #tech #dating

0:34

Isn’t it crazy how your dad can never know how you really turned out?#standupcomedy #standup #dad

0:32

You don’t ever have to be nervous for me. I’m fine almost always #standupcomedy #nervous #funny

3:22

What's IN & OUT for 2025?

0:28

If Batman lived in the suburbs. #batman #standup #observation #armytruck #army

0:50

Look at the coward with one wife. #standupcomedy #crowdwork #mormon

0:48

Santa could be more efficient tbh

0:55

Feliz Navidad & Mariah Carey are my fav Christmas songs #christmassongs #mariahcarey #feliznavidad

0:42

What if you got mauled by a dog named “muffin”? #standup #standupcomedy #crowdwork #dogsofinstagram

0:59

These two were clearly not a match. But we try again at the next one! #datingshow #funny #comedy

1:00

I made a list of things to help reunite the country. God bless America. #standupcomedy #election

0:56

She got him quick! #datingshow #humanromance #comedy #funny #matchmaking

0:54

Coming out of the gates strong with the most aggressive first date question #datingshow #comedy

1:00

Do you have to lie online? #datingshow #funny #comedy #catfishing #mardigras

0:59

POV: You're the wingman for your best friend who just bought a new car #datingshow #comedy #funny

0:38

HUMAN ROMANCE - A COMEDY DATING SHOW - NOV 29th - @ THE COMEDY STORE #datingshow #funny #comedy

0:25

Still don't know which wife is hotter #standupcomedy #comedygold #funny #crowdwork #comedian

0:59

Still confused about these people #comedy #datingshow #funny #improv #awkwardmoments

0:59

What is the most terrifying thing you cannot hear? #riffraff #standupcomedy #improv #funny #dogs

0:51

Who was better, Dodge or Matt? #datingshow #comedyshow #standup #funny #comedians

0:39

I still don't know what to think about this date #datingshow #comedyshow #comedians #funny

0:41

Lotta things permitted now that Hitler is gone #riffraff #comedy #improvcomedy #funny #comedygold

0:59

Human Romance is not *NOT* an orgy #datingshow #comedy #funny #comedians #comedygold

1:00

dating 101: don't pull out your "best" accent on the first date #awkwardmoments #datingshow #funny

0:58

How many straight friends do you have? #standupcomedy #comedy #autumnwalk #pumpkinspice #funny

0:34

Don't come for me about the Dewey Decimal System #standupcomedy #riffraff #funny #improv #comedy

0:56

there's "youtubers" and there's "youtubers who talk about scientology" - #comedy #datingshow

0:46

Absolutely. #standupcomedy #standup #funny #comedy #comedian #crowdwork

0:50

Hi I'm Italian.... #riffraff #comedy #standupcomedy #funny #comedygold #standup #comedian

0:45

When the bar is low, your chances are high #humanromance #datingshow #comedy #comedyshow #funny

0:57

should these wedding rings count? #standupcomedy #comedy #weddingring #funny

1:00

Her guy got weird REAL fast #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #crowdwork #mushroom

1:00

I loved living in Boston and I'd do it again if they get rid of the knives #standupcomedy #comedy

0:58

Making fun of rich people #standupcomedy #comedy #funny #lajolla #richpeople #funny

1:00

breaking away from a toxic relationship is always difficult #standupcomedy #comedy #crowdwork

1:00

Fighting over our kidneys #standupcomedynight #standupcomedy #comedy #comedian #machinegunkelly

1:00

Come tell me about suburban vaqueros in Brooklyn tomorrow at The Bell House! #standupcomedy #comedy

0:39

What you can and cannot do on SSRI's. Come see me live in Boston tomorrow night!

0:58

CLEVELAND! Come see Surrounded on Oct 6th to finish the lyrics and not be racist! #crowdwork